Make sure no-one wants to touch your valuables with this pair of Security Briefs. With a secret pocket enabling you to hide away your valuables in these slightly soiled briefs no-one will want to go any where near them!!

Security is of paramount importance when travelling around and we think that this pair of Security Briefs artfully fitted with a secret velcro section discreetly hidden in the crotch area is a great and novel way to store your cash, jewels, mobile etc.

In case you happen to leave them lying around these technopants have been retro-sprayed to mimic a man-sized skid mark – after all who would want to touch someone elses dirty pants.

The Security Briefs make a perfect place to stash your cash when on a night on the town making sure you hold on to enough for your cab fare home at the end of the night.  Just told expect the taxi driver to assist you in getting your money out of your pocket!!