Disguise your beer or food with our Human Organ Lunch Tote.
It looks just like an E.M.T.’s Emergency Organ Transport Bag! Fred’s E.M.T. insulated tote will keep your precious ham sandwich and beer chilled, prepped, and ready to transplant right into your waiting stomach! Note, this bag is actually for keeping liverwurst, not livers! Each bag has a foam-insulated waterproof lining, a mesh interior pouch, and an ‘organ donor’ ID tag. Everyone will think that you’re an organ carrier and will gladly move out of your way, just be sure to have a very focused face when you’re walking!
Insulated liner keeps your cans cold, so that just bought you some extra time! Move aside, important stuff coming through!
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