Our freaking awesome Egg Monster Toast Cutter makes breakfast scary-good!

Forget Toads in the Hole, the brave, the strong, the warriors who truly want to conquer their day kick it off with a little Eye of the Beast. Ahhh, breakfast has never been geekier and breaking the yolk never more satisfying than with the Egg Monster Toast Cutter.

The Egg Monster Toast Cutter is a simple piece of of bread-shaped plastic that will transform your square of whole wheat into the scariest of edible creatures. Pointy ears, a coupla teeth, and space for that one, giant, oozy yellow eye. Mmmm, intraocular monster goo is delicious.

This fun little gadget (scare assistant) forms a perfectly-shaped toast frame, just the right size to fry up an egg. Poke ’em right in the eye, if you have the guts!

Here’s looking at you kid!