P*SS OFF! Our ticked-off Go Away Garden Gnome is permanently frozen in time, flipping the bird to anyone that so much takes a sideways glance in his direction!

Trust us, his bite is worse than his bark! We’ve got the scars to prove it!

Add some levity to less than desirable situations such as unwanted guests coming to your home (eh-hmmmotherinlaw…. cough-cough) or desk (assistant to the boss).

This less than inviting Go Away Garden Gnome will be there to do the talking for you on days that you JUST. CAN’T. DEAL. This mean you door-to-door salespeople, girl scouts or anyone offering assistance to find ourselves. Just GO AWAY!

Your neighbors are sure to laugh or cringe… maybe both. Do not invade this little guy’s privacy. A hilarious addition to any garden or yard, this cast resin mini statue tells it like it is.

Features:

• The other way to say “no trespassing!”
• A hilarious take on the conventional garden gnome
• Gives unwanted visitors the finger so you don’t have to
• Durable cast poly resin withstands the elements
• Approximately 23cm tall