Our 50 Shades Of Brown Loo Roll a new and innovative take on the Book phenomenon of a similar name. This version contains a toilet roll, for DIY (Decorate It Yourself) and the 50 Shades of Brown (little Booklet).
Extract From the Book:
Mr. Crispian Brown, although a few sheets to the wind, was occupied. He was on a roll.
She looked at him with a vacant expression and wondered what business he was up to.
“”Take a seat””, he mentioned, crustily.
Cackastasia flushed. Her moist flesh quivering as, in a sudden thrust, he tied her to the stool with the chain…..
IT GET’S WORSE!!
- 1 x Toilet Roll
- 1 x Small book to read in the smallest room in the house